$BEELON is a bold, long-term project designed to expose how Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) policies in South Africa harm all citizens—Black South Africans included—by fueling corruption and inequality. Using a sharp blend of AI-driven tools and biting satire, it aims to spotlight the failures of what may be the most racist, kleptomaniac government on earth, sparking awareness and debate about a system that betrays its own people.